Thursday, January 25, 2007


Advice about viscous asses

Do not diaper cream your baby's butt when it's so red they scream, get up, and hide in a corner of the couch. Because, see, the stuff is so viscous, it will leave two white, giant butt cheek prints on the dark brown couch.

Do not take someone else's composition class at *%&$^# city college. Someone may post to the discussion board that they are so good at sending emails that they "send email with great viscosity."

"Oh, they did not," Mel said.

I have done that and it wasn't pretty! The diaper creamed butt part, not the posting about viscosity part. :-)

Congrats on your new little one!
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