Saturday, December 09, 2006
The Meltdown
First there was the atomic ear splitting wail that nearly closed the mall and summoned security our way, except that we hurtled ourselves through the nearest "employees only" door and broke down on the cement floor access hallway.Then there was the Nerds incident, featuring 2 bottles of grandma's antidepressants ('in case you need anything, honey") and an Elton John holiday AIDS charity candle.
These were the only 2 minutes of the day that Alice wasn't in the throes of impending doom. But she sure went straight back when we took away the nerds.
Then, just to be funny, we decided to go down the street to the freebie Santa at our Christmas tree lot. Binky or not? Either way, she's on the naughty list.
