Friday, November 24, 2006
Haiku
My head the balloon
I take cough syrup all day
It tastes like black death
I take cough syrup all day
It tastes like black death
About Me
- Name: grammargirl
- Location: Florida, United States
Diasporic academic, awash in secondary education. I assign classic canon novels that teach kids of color to believe that no one that ever looked like them wrote anything worthwhile. I teach girls that the only thing they ever did that was brilliant was "To Kill a Mockingbird." I listen to teachers in the lounge each day as they gab about Anna Nicole, pore over Fox news, and wonder why there isn't a White History month with straight faces. I'm ashamed of them and of my country. I try to teach myself, daily, that being a glorified babysitter is a mere stop on the career trail and that the literary fodder that I glean all day long is actually pretty darn funny. Coffee is my anti-drug.
I failed at:
Links
- Faggots on the Third Floor Sometimes my wife lets me read them. Sometimes she tells me I'm not allowed.