Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Save me from Myself
I can't read the directions on a box of potato-product. I forget its overcooking -- to drain off the extra 2 cups of boiling water added by yours truly. It overcooks beyond overcooking.
I am not paying attention because I am trying to become an importer-exporter, but so far it reads like a bad Seinfeld episode. With the added twist of a number of international google-translator faux-pas. If you have a wholesale hookup, will you wheel and deal with me? I promise that I will treat your product better than I manage dinner. I'm very responsible when needed. Yessir. Really.
I am not paying attention because I am trying to become an importer-exporter, but so far it reads like a bad Seinfeld episode. With the added twist of a number of international google-translator faux-pas. If you have a wholesale hookup, will you wheel and deal with me? I promise that I will treat your product better than I manage dinner. I'm very responsible when needed. Yessir. Really.
